Too much Twilight

Ok, en una vieja lo entiendo, pero esto ya es el colmo con los pinches fans de Twilight o "Crepusculo"


"please, please, please dont make fun of this and DO NOT answer if you do not;
a. believe in Vampires
b. are/know a Vampire
thank you. okay, so im trying to figure out how to become a vampire other than being born into it. as i everything, its quite hard to find a reliable source on this matter. ive gathered a few things but id like to know more. if you are or you know of a true and real vampire please leave your aim screen name or email me at christinecorpse@yahoo.com
xxxx thank you."